We Need Brain: Songify the G.O.P. Debate!


Welcome to the first Republican National Debate You all know the rules whoever sings best will be the next president of the United States of America and whoever sings worst will be banished One, two, three and four Why should you be the next commander-in-chief? We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief We need someone that understands the world today In this country, we need brain Obama’s finally tryna make a deal with Iran Is it gonna stop ’em from getting the nuclear bomb? You terminate the deal on day one Its failed foreign policy of the Obama-Clinton doctrine Oh, what’s the greatest threat to our nation today?
Is it ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or the gluten-free craze? ISIS rides around in US humvees.
We shouldn’t fund our enemies We know you love guns, we heard you loud and clear Now prove you love em more than everybody else here Look I don’t want my guns registered in Washington Why should you be the next commander-in-chief? I’m the only one to separate siamese twins We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief I will make our country great again Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this Why you should be the next White House resident Our leaders are stupid You could be the president! I’m gonna run hard [oh] I’m gonna run with heart You could be the president! If I’m our nominee [oh] how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president! If you get in the oval office chair Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care? What I’d like to see is a private system The insurance companies control politicians How you gonna make the economy stronger? If you don’t got ideas I’ll throw a benefit concert We need to even out the tax code The economy is different than the one we had 5 years ago Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned How excited are you to go marry man? I just went to a wedding of a friend who’s gay We need to give everybody a chance Should we put body cameras on all the cops so no one gets shot at a traffic stop? I been to Baltimore I been to Ferguson I’m a different kind of Republican Why should you be the next commander-in-chief? I’m a guy with a wife, 2 kids, and a Harley We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief What I say is what I say. If you don’t like it, I’m sorry Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this Why you should be the next White House resident Our leaders are stupid You could be the president! I’m gonna run hard [oh] I’m gonna run with heart You could be the president! If I’m our nominee [oh] how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president! God gives me unconditional love You gave Obama a big hug On the side of the stage its hard to even debate But its okay I’m just tryna sell some books today And mix tapes on my Indiegogo and Myspace Its not great but its better than drake’s and these fakes Why should you be the next commander-in-chief? I’m the only one to separate siamese twins We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief I will make our country great again Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this Why you should be the next White House resident Our leaders are stupid You could be the president! I’m gonna run hard [oh] I’m gonna run with heart You could be the president! If I’m our nominee [oh] how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president! Thanks so much for tuning into the first Republican National Debate Coming up next American flag pins (?) who were the best Which candidates should be banished? Cast your vote by bashing your head against your desk or the nearest subject Now have a great day and a great life! We need brain




Comments
  1. The entire joke is predicated on a racist joke told by a black man. Bad taste. Especially considering the circumstances. Shame.

  2. If i just watched this video and based my vote on this, i would 110% vote for bush. Bushes are always low key and down to earth. I love the bushes!!! Bush jr jr jr 2028!!!

  3. Imagine if Rand Paul actually won….holy shit that woulda been amazing. Now he's 50% true conservative 50% trump lackey…..so lame. Idk how anyone who isn't wishing pain and destruction on the world can vote republican if any one of those other people (aka the nutjobs) win.

  4. I SHOULDNT HAVE BANGED MY HEAD AGAINST THAT KNIFE DONT ASK ME WHY IT WAS THE NEAREST OBJECT ahahHAHhahAHH

  5. "Our leaders are stupid". I will forever remember in the US presidency that this was his whole idea behind his campaign.

  6. 2:01 this is close to home my dad had to go to ferguson nearly every day for weeks because he's a police officer

  7. Gregory brothers ive been bashing my head against the desk for the last 4 years, when can i banish the worst singer?

  8. So Mr. Rubio, do you stand by what Trump said that their leaders are stupid, our leaders are stupid, you are stupid

    Rubio nods

    That's from a YTP sorry

  9. Four years later this is still my favorite piece you've ever done. So much to love about it. Hook is absolutely addicting.

  10. we can grow we can do this….grow into what, a bigger more mutated form of cancer? look at these fake little rats running in the political maze…makes me want to run myself so i can show them how a real human acts. america can't be made great again without serious reform which means serious surgery and there are to many blocks in place for one person to do that in the limited amount of time given in the presidential term.

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