MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF
AMERICA’S LEADING CANINE COMEDIANS, NOW RE-INVENTING
HIMSELF AS A POLITICAL COMMENTATOR.>>HEY, ONE QUESTION! OVER HERE! SENATOR ! IS IT TRUE YOU TRIED TO SHUT
DOWN THE GOVERNMENT SO YOU COULD GO TO A NICKERBACK CONCERT?>>NO WAY! ALL RIGHT, I’M NEVER GOING TO
GET TO THISm/vT I’VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. (LAUGHTER)
UP HERE! YOU CAN’T WAIT FOREVER!>>STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME
TRIUMPH, THE INSULT COMIC DOG. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!>>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE.>>IT’S MY PLEASURE! HOW’S THE SHOW GOING?>>Stephen: WELL, HAVEN’T YOU
BEEN WATCHING IT?>>OH, I’M SORRY. I WAS SCHTOOPING A TERRIER
BACKSTAGE. I DO IT EVERY TIME. I GOT IT FROM BILL MAR.>>Stephen: THANK YOU. I’M HULU, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN! HULU! (APPLAUSE)
>>ALL YOUR FAVORITE NETWORK SHOWS WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE
COMMERCIALS AS WELL! HULU!>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOT GREAT
REVIEWS!>>I’VE GOTTEN AMAZING REVIEWS!>>Stephen: FANTASTIC REVIEWS. INCREDIBLE, EVERYWHERE!>>Stephen: IS IT BECAUSE THE
SHOW’S GOOD OR ARE YOU BRIBING THESE GUYS?>>WAIT A MINUTE! AFTER I GET A GREAT REVIEW, I
SEND A NICE CRITIC A PHOTO FROM MY STASH OF DOG PORN.>>Stephen: YOU’VE SENT THESE
PHOTOS TO CRITICS WHO SAID NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU? THIS IS SOMEBODY FROM THE
NEW YORK STAR LEDGER.>>ALAN STEANWOLF. HE WAS GREAT.>>Stephen: HERE’S FROM A
BLORG.>>YES, THE DECIDER. IT WAS AN EXCELLENT REVIEW.>>Stephen: THIS ONE YOU SAID
JUDD AP APATOW –>>HE SAID MY SHOW WAS
HILARIOUS.>>Stephen: YOU’RE TRYING TO
BE AN HONEST-TO-GOD JOURNALIST NOW?>>EXACTLY.>>Stephen: YOU’RE COVERING
THE CAMPAIGN AS IF YOU WERE A JOURNALIST.>>YES.>>Stephen: BUT THE JOKES
YOU’RE DOING ARE PRETTY LOW BROW.>>REALLY! JUST THINK, MILLIONS OF TVs
ARE TUNED IN TO THE SHOW NOW BECAUSE THE WHOLE SHOW FELL
ASLEEP DURING ELEMENTARY.>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOTTEN INTO
THE RACE A LITTLE LATE THAN OTHER PEOPLE. ARE THERE ANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO
HAVE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE WHO YOU MISS?>>YES, I INTERACTED WITH A LOT
OF THEM IN THE SPECIAL BUT SINCE THEN CHRIS CHRISTIE’S DROPPED
OUT. I’M SORRY ABOUT THAT.>>Stephen: YES, LAST WEEK. I’M WORRIED. NOW THAT HE’S NOT RUNNING FOR
PRESIDENT. I’M WORRIED CHRIS CHRISTIE MIGHT
LET HIMSELF GO. (LAUGHTER)
EVEN THOUGH HE’S OUT OF THE RACE, HE STILL HAS A $100,000 A
PLATE DINNER SCHEDULED. TOMORROW AT DENNY’S BY HIMSELF! (LAUGHTER)
THAT’S A JOKE I DON’T MAKE ANYMORE. THAT’S A NEW JOURNALIST TRIUMPH!>>Stephen: WHAT ABOUT CARLY. I NEVER GOT TO MEET CARLY
FACE TO FACE.>>Stephen: WHAT ABOUT
SANDERS?>>BERNIE 2016, THAT’S CRAZY. THE MAN DOESN’T LOOK A YEAR OVER
2000!>>Stephen: DOESN’T SEEM LIKE
YOU’RE TAKING THIS JOB SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU DONE YOUR RESEARCH.>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HAVE I NOT DONE MY RESEARCH? UH DO YOU REALIZE I WENT TO
IOWA, NEW HAMPSHIRE, I STUDIED EVERY CANDIDATE, READ EVERY ONE
OF THEIR BOOKS.>>Stephen: EVERY BOOK? EVERY BOOK. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THEM?>>Stephen: YES, I WOULD. HERE’S A BOOK I READ. I READ DONALD TRUMP, HE’S MAKING
HISTORY WITH HIS UPDATED NEW BOOK PRIDE AND PREJUDICE NOW
WITH MORE PREJUDICE BY DONALD TRUMP. (APPLAUSE)
FLORIDA GOVERNOR JEB BUSH. HE STILL HOPES HE WILL BE THE
NEXT PRESIDENT OF 1600 PENN. READ ABOUT HIS VISION FOR THE
COUNTRY IN LEADING TO COURAGE — YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SHOW IT? HIS VISION FOR THE COUNTRY,
LEADING TO COURAGE, AMERICA, FREEDOM, FUTURE (BLEEP). I’M JEB BUSH! I DID MY RESEARCH! LET NO ONE SAY I DID NOT DO MY
RESEARCH!>>STEPHEN: “TRIUMPH’S ELECTION
SPECIAL 2016” IS NOW STREAMING ON HULU. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HHHHULU!
Smigel must have a massive fuckin budget!
His prop department alone spends more than sanders' entire net worth.
The triumph drone was one of the funniest triumph moments ever.
But it REALLY needed and extra servo and channel setup to LITERALLY DROP POOP ON targets.
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Robert Smigel (aka Triumph) completely avoids any Democratic jokes or Sanders jokes all throughout his documentary. He calls Sanders "old" every time, nothing more. In comparison to his Republican jokes, it's pretty obvious who Robert Smigel wants everyone to vote for.
The hesitation… he was like "Aw, that censorship is going to come up."
Fly on Triumph!!
You dare talk about elementary, it was a good show.
Yeah it's a bit boring.
I have wanted to see these guys talk for a while
I would love this show if I had never seen the Colbert Report
triumph should throw a rubber penis at cruz…
Stephen looks so sweet when he smiles like that
""The reason people are tuning in is because half the nation fell asleep during Elementary""
ITS SO TRUE THO
ELEMENTARY WENT TO SHIT
"AH…FUCK IT!"
jeb Bush s book should be called how common core makes your kids stupid
pissed myself laughing at the book titles… "Trumps Pride and prejudice… now with more prejudice"
and the Jeb bush one was tops.
pissed myself laughing at the book titles… "Trumps Pride and prejudice… now with more prejudice"
and the Jeb bush one was tops.
make another one!
Does somebody know what are other two books (with black covers, which were cut out)? At 4:48 Stephen lays down first book on the table, but at 5:13 you can see that they are already 3 books.
Triumph 2016 !!!!!
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Oh I get it, he's saying that Bill Maherย has sex withย dogs…that idea does not surprise me as much as it probably should….
yo this dog
Stephen trying not to laugh and stuff takes me back to The Daily Show days ^_^
We need another appearance by Jon Stewart!
Ted Cruz is a pussy. Donald Trump would do an interview with Triumph.
2:15
Furry Jokes in 3… 2…. 1…
Am I the only thinking of "Ass like that" by Eminem after seeing Triumph?
You can't run forever, bitch!
what was that bill maher comment?
"The guy doesn't look over 2000"
๐๐๐๐
I think that dog might be fake.
Why did Stephen kiss triumph at the end. Weirdo!
Couldn't they just get him a new bow tie?
Stephen was about to laugh 3:55 lol
stephen loves kissing his guests, oops sorry old news.
…Does Rush Limbaugh come to mind to anyone else?…
Aahhh..Rottweilers are the best!
Wow, how many backup cigars do they have?
The special is so effin funny.
Can I adopt Triumph?
Couple of genius
i miss david letterman ๐
Triumph should have his own talk show.
Triumph is making puppets relevant again!
boycott all assholes like Colbert….he eats out the same bowl as hillary/billy boy.
Check out "the Danny D show" on fb. Giveaways and so much more. Danny
was also interviewed by Triumph at the RNC. Video will air soon.
man colbert is boring.
Thumbs down due to unwanted ad before video.
I can't decide if I like Triumph or not.
"THANK YOU!!" ๐
THis is just too much cringe to even watch
This plastic puppet has more integrity than Colbert these days.
triumphs selling out : (
now the the msm has him
i want to buy that Jeb Bush book!
I like how after the pile of dropped cigars builds up it looks like Triumph was a bad doggie all over the cushion.
the reoccurring cigar gag is all time.
I wonder what Triumph's cigar bill is every month.
He never says "FOR ME TO POOP ON" anymore.
This feels frighteningly similar to The Waldo Moment. Not that I didn't enjoy it, though. I certainly did.
Hard to pick my favorite…
OMG it's true! waldo is triumph! D: oh america, this whole continent is years behind x-x
Its just Ed the Sock evolving, where's the porn stars?
Triumph on the drone almost killed me!!!
I always thought that dog was a Conan segment
colbert sucks
Cruz is the only guy actually looking after the American People!
Stephen kissing Triumph was the cutest thing awww
i would literally collect all the cigars he dropped as souvenir ๐
who does his voice? conan?
That dog has to be one of the smartest mammals around.
Colbert hit the nail on the head. "only Republican jokes"?
Dog with an agenda………….
peace on earth..Rick
"The man doesn't look a year over 2,000."
Who does Triumphโs voice?
Triumph, much like all of Hollywood, is a liberal Democrat. Sad
Triumph riding a drone? I am done!! LOL!!
Eminem
I love all comics who have to try not to laugh at there own jokes. And people the talk to. Who know i shouldn't laugh. And try to hold it in! To me. That can be make me laugh more! And question yes i know i can look it up. But what kind of cigar does Triumph use a prop?
is that eminem?
Stephen fucking sucks.
Too bad…. RIP triumph has joined the dnc payroll. Smh
They tried to influence the election but lost. Sorry Hollywood
The dog is twice as funny as the Marxist prick
No way would closet fag colbert let Triumph come on and insult Hillarlier.
Colbert and everything on the show went to shit after he left comedy central. this is cringey as fuck.
Pride and Prejudice, now with more Prejudice
Ya know what's funny? Jagoff Colbert asking Triumph if he's going to be balanced in his commentary across political parties.
3:52 "I never got to meet Carly face to facelift."
Donald Trumps's updated new book "Pride and Prejudice. Now with more prejudice". LOL
Was I the only one who gaffawed at the mongoose joke? ๐๐๐๐
I get the sense they had to edit a lot out of this appearance and I wish they're release the special "web only" version of it.
Id just love to see the looks on foreigners faces when they see a serious looking man in a suit discussing politics with a dog puppet with a cigar in its mouth lol
Ah he looked so much younger back before the Trump Regin of terror
Triumph is the bomb..so bomb i wanna poop on him.
Colbert sale out
He sounds like drac from hotel Transylvania
Ahhh President Donald Trump. LOVE the sound of that. I like Triumph. It took Trump becoming President to wipe the smug of Colbert……priceless.
Im never going to see pictures of dogs as the cutest thing ever again.
I love Triumph, despise Colbert
20 years and they still give him back the cigar!!