Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Is Now An Incisive-Political-Humor Dog


MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF
AMERICA’S LEADING CANINE COMEDIANS, NOW RE-INVENTING
HIMSELF AS A POLITICAL COMMENTATOR.>>HEY, ONE QUESTION! OVER HERE! SENATOR ! IS IT TRUE YOU TRIED TO SHUT
DOWN THE GOVERNMENT SO YOU COULD GO TO A NICKERBACK CONCERT?>>NO WAY! ALL RIGHT, I’M NEVER GOING TO
GET TO THISm/vT I’VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. (LAUGHTER)
UP HERE! YOU CAN’T WAIT FOREVER!>>STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME
TRIUMPH, THE INSULT COMIC DOG. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!>>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE.>>IT’S MY PLEASURE! HOW’S THE SHOW GOING?>>Stephen: WELL, HAVEN’T YOU
BEEN WATCHING IT?>>OH, I’M SORRY. I WAS SCHTOOPING A TERRIER
BACKSTAGE. I DO IT EVERY TIME. I GOT IT FROM BILL MAR.>>Stephen: THANK YOU. I’M HULU, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN! HULU! (APPLAUSE)
>>ALL YOUR FAVORITE NETWORK SHOWS WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE
COMMERCIALS AS WELL! HULU!>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOT GREAT
REVIEWS!>>I’VE GOTTEN AMAZING REVIEWS!>>Stephen: FANTASTIC REVIEWS. INCREDIBLE, EVERYWHERE!>>Stephen: IS IT BECAUSE THE
SHOW’S GOOD OR ARE YOU BRIBING THESE GUYS?>>WAIT A MINUTE! AFTER I GET A GREAT REVIEW, I
SEND A NICE CRITIC A PHOTO FROM MY STASH OF DOG PORN.>>Stephen: YOU’VE SENT THESE
PHOTOS TO CRITICS WHO SAID NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU? THIS IS SOMEBODY FROM THE
NEW YORK STAR LEDGER.>>ALAN STEANWOLF. HE WAS GREAT.>>Stephen: HERE’S FROM A
BLORG.>>YES, THE DECIDER. IT WAS AN EXCELLENT REVIEW.>>Stephen: THIS ONE YOU SAID
JUDD AP APATOW –>>HE SAID MY SHOW WAS
HILARIOUS.>>Stephen: YOU’RE TRYING TO
BE AN HONEST-TO-GOD JOURNALIST NOW?>>EXACTLY.>>Stephen: YOU’RE COVERING
THE CAMPAIGN AS IF YOU WERE A JOURNALIST.>>YES.>>Stephen: BUT THE JOKES
YOU’RE DOING ARE PRETTY LOW BROW.>>REALLY! JUST THINK, MILLIONS OF TVs
ARE TUNED IN TO THE SHOW NOW BECAUSE THE WHOLE SHOW FELL
ASLEEP DURING ELEMENTARY.>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOTTEN INTO
THE RACE A LITTLE LATE THAN OTHER PEOPLE. ARE THERE ANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO
HAVE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE WHO YOU MISS?>>YES, I INTERACTED WITH A LOT
OF THEM IN THE SPECIAL BUT SINCE THEN CHRIS CHRISTIE’S DROPPED
OUT. I’M SORRY ABOUT THAT.>>Stephen: YES, LAST WEEK. I’M WORRIED. NOW THAT HE’S NOT RUNNING FOR
PRESIDENT. I’M WORRIED CHRIS CHRISTIE MIGHT
LET HIMSELF GO. (LAUGHTER)
EVEN THOUGH HE’S OUT OF THE RACE, HE STILL HAS A $100,000 A
PLATE DINNER SCHEDULED. TOMORROW AT DENNY’S BY HIMSELF! (LAUGHTER)
THAT’S A JOKE I DON’T MAKE ANYMORE. THAT’S A NEW JOURNALIST TRIUMPH!>>Stephen: WHAT ABOUT CARLY. I NEVER GOT TO MEET CARLY
FACE TO FACE.>>Stephen: WHAT ABOUT
SANDERS?>>BERNIE 2016, THAT’S CRAZY. THE MAN DOESN’T LOOK A YEAR OVER
2000!>>Stephen: DOESN’T SEEM LIKE
YOU’RE TAKING THIS JOB SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU DONE YOUR RESEARCH.>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HAVE I NOT DONE MY RESEARCH? UH DO YOU REALIZE I WENT TO
IOWA, NEW HAMPSHIRE, I STUDIED EVERY CANDIDATE, READ EVERY ONE
OF THEIR BOOKS.>>Stephen: EVERY BOOK? EVERY BOOK. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THEM?>>Stephen: YES, I WOULD. HERE’S A BOOK I READ. I READ DONALD TRUMP, HE’S MAKING
HISTORY WITH HIS UPDATED NEW BOOK PRIDE AND PREJUDICE NOW
WITH MORE PREJUDICE BY DONALD TRUMP. (APPLAUSE)
FLORIDA GOVERNOR JEB BUSH. HE STILL HOPES HE WILL BE THE
NEXT PRESIDENT OF 1600 PENN. READ ABOUT HIS VISION FOR THE
COUNTRY IN LEADING TO COURAGE — YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SHOW IT? HIS VISION FOR THE COUNTRY,
LEADING TO COURAGE, AMERICA, FREEDOM, FUTURE (BLEEP). I’M JEB BUSH! I DID MY RESEARCH! LET NO ONE SAY I DID NOT DO MY
RESEARCH!>>STEPHEN: “TRIUMPH’S ELECTION
SPECIAL 2016” IS NOW STREAMING ON HULU. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.




Comments
  1. Smigel must have a massive fuckin budget!
    His prop department alone spends more than sanders' entire net worth.

    The triumph drone was one of the funniest triumph moments ever.
    But it REALLY needed and extra servo and channel setup to LITERALLY DROP POOP ON targets.

  2. Robert Smigel (aka Triumph) completely avoids any Democratic jokes or Sanders jokes all throughout his documentary. He calls Sanders "old" every time, nothing more. In comparison to his Republican jokes, it's pretty obvious who Robert Smigel wants everyone to vote for.

  3. ""The reason people are tuning in is because half the nation fell asleep during Elementary""
    ITS SO TRUE THO
    ELEMENTARY WENT TO SHIT

  4. pissed myself laughing at the book titles… "Trumps Pride and prejudice… now with more prejudice"

    and the Jeb bush one was tops.

  5. pissed myself laughing at the book titles… "Trumps Pride and prejudice… now with more prejudice"

    and the Jeb bush one was tops.

  6. Does somebody know what are other two books (with black covers, which were cut out)? At 4:48 Stephen lays down first book on the table, but at 5:13 you can see that they are already 3 books.

  7. Oh I get it, he's saying that Bill Maher has sex with dogs…that idea does not surprise me as much as it probably should….

  8. Stephen trying not to laugh and stuff takes me back to The Daily Show days ^_^

    We need another appearance by Jon Stewart!

  9. Check out "the Danny D show" on fb. Giveaways and so much more. Danny
    was also interviewed by Triumph at the RNC. Video will air soon.

  10. I love all comics who have to try not to laugh at there own jokes. And people the talk to. Who know i shouldn't laugh. And try to hold it in! To me. That can be make me laugh more! And question yes i know i can look it up. But what kind of cigar does Triumph use a prop?

  11. Ya know what's funny? Jagoff Colbert asking Triumph if he's going to be balanced in his commentary across political parties.

  12. I get the sense they had to edit a lot out of this appearance and I wish they're release the special "web only" version of it.

  13. Id just love to see the looks on foreigners faces when they see a serious looking man in a suit discussing politics with a dog puppet with a cigar in its mouth lol

  14. Ahhh President Donald Trump. LOVE the sound of that. I like Triumph. It took Trump becoming President to wipe the smug of Colbert……priceless.

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