The 2016 Election Wrap-Up: The Daily Show


-(laughter)
-But let’s get straight into it. If this morning you
finally woke up from a coma, well, you might want to go back. NEWSMAN:The most stunning upset
in political history…
NEWSMAN:
It’s Trump.
Donald Trump will bethe next president
of the United States.
(laughter) You know what,
no matter how many times I hear that… it still doesn’t seem real. -WOMAN: Yeah.
-It still doesn’t feel real. I mean, look at…
This is the newspaper today. -Look at that. Look at that.
-(jeering) It looks… it…
He can’t hear you. It’s a newspaper.
It doesn’t matter. Like, it looks like a joke
from April Fools, you know? And even then,
people would be like, “That’s not a funny joke, man.” This-this entire result is…
it’s sort of like Trump’s hair– I know it’s real,
but my mind can’t accept it. -(laughter)
-It just… You know? Because it looks like
he’s wearing his hair backward. Like, everything…
everything is backward. I mean, I don’t understand
half of this. Hillary Clinton lost
by gettingmorevotes. No, seriously.
She lost by getting more votes. Trump got 200,000 fewer votes, but he won the presidency because he had
279 electoral votes. Because that’s how it works
in America. You don’t need themostvotes, you just need
the electoral college. So once again,
Donald Trump benefits from a bull (bleep) college. -(laughter)
-And… and by the way… and by the way,
I’m not saying it’s bull (bleep) because I’m sour or anything. I’m just quoting
the president– sorry, the presidentelect–
who said it himself. Yeah. There you have it.
Donald Trump calling it corrupt. And we did it,
we just went through his tweets. And I’m sorry, Donald,
that’s what happens when you get a new job–
people dig through your tweets. NOAH: I genuinely cannot believe
this has happened. Even the Trumps can’t believe
that this happened. This was them last night
watching the results. Look at those faces! Look at his face! Look at that man. That is the face of a man
whose bluff has been called and he’s only holding a two. And now that face
will be the face that represents America
to the world. That is the face
that will address the nation after a tragedy. That is the face
that will command the most powerful military
in the world. Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Kennedy, Reagan, Obama… and now… Trump. (laughter, jeering) One of these things
is not like the other. (laughter) And if you’re thinking
it’s Obama because he’s black, you probably voted for Trump. Donald Trump, however, did give
a victory speech last night, and, like most terrible things
in your life, it happened at 3:00 a.m.
on the streets of New York. I’ve just received a call from Secretary Clinton. And I congratulated her
and her family on a very,
very hard-fought campaign. Hillary has worked… very long and very hard over a long period of time, and we owe her a major debt
of gratitude for her service to our country. -(cheering, whistling, applause)
-I mean that very sincerely. Aw. Say what you want
about Trump– his reading has really improved. (laughter) Yeah, a lot more presidential. And I’m gonna be honest
right now. I was genuinely surprised by
the tone of this entire speech. Trump was gracious,
he was humble, he was compassionate. I’ll tell you now,
ifthatguy ran for president, he also would have lost
to Donald Trump. With how vitriolic
this election has been, and with how much trash
Trump has talked, I was genuinely expecting his
speech to sound more like this. (in Cartman’s voice):
Nah nah nah nah nah nah.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah.How would you like to suck
my balls?
That’s what I was waiting for. That is what I was waiting for. But I-I was,
I was honestly surprised. Donald Trump came out
and he was really great. And I think what we need
to do now, is try and look
on the bright side, you know. Since Trump won the election, no one can deny that he has been a phenomenal president-elect,
right? It’s been a great 19 hours. In fact,
I say we use this opportunity to start over with Trump. We should try. Let’s wipe the slate clean
and start with zero days that President Trump has gone
without an incident. And now one day
without an incident. Huh? Huh? One day. -Yay.
-(cheering and applause) One day, people. Now it’s only 1,459 days to go. But look, um, even though
so much of yesterday felt like bad news, it wasn’t a total buzz kill. TV REPORTER:Marijuana was
a big winner last night.
Massachusetts approved measures
to legalize recreational pot. Four states did pass laws that let adults
smoke marijuana for fun. Oh, my God, people are smoking
marijuana for fun. For fun, as opposed to people
who smoke it for work. Oh, for fun. You know, real quick,
can I just say right now, America is the most gangsta
country in the world. Do you know how weird it is
to me that while you’re voting
for president, there’s also a question
on the ballot about weed? This is like someone’s in there,
like, “Yes, I’m voting for
Donald Trump, and also, “yeah, I’d like some weed,
mm-hmm, I would like some weed. Yes, I do, yes, I do.” I will say, though,
it’s a great way to get young people
to the polls. They should do that
all the time. Add a party question
to every vote. Yes.
“How do you feel about Brexit, and also, shots?” And if there’s one guy
in America who could use a hit right now, it’s soon to be former
president, Barack Obama. Because you know what they say, when they go low, we get high. I had a chance to talk to President-Elect Trump
last night, about 3:30 in the morning,
I think it was, to congratulate him on winning
the election. And I had a chance to invite him to come to the White House
tomorrow, to talk about making sure that
there is a successful transition between our presidencies. That’s when I knew it was real. That is the moment when I was
like oh, this is real. I also think that’ll
be the first time




Comments
  1. It's sad to say even with this terrible president America is truly the best country in the world, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else except for maybe Britain. But like this president is still a complete drop dead dumbass

  2. He puts Obama with Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Reagan, and Kennedy?!?!?! That’s his funniest joke of the entire segment! Maybe if he were saying Fillmore, Buchanan, A. Johnson, Pierce, Carter, and Obama it would fit.

  3. I enjoy his victory everyday HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU TREVORRRRR HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA And Obam Muslim brother goes to jaillllllllllllllllll HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  4. The electoral college has worked for centuries and people now have a problem with it since it’s trump and it doesn’t support the clinton campaign.

  5. 2:15 well at least Trevor was wrong about one thing regarding a Trump presidency. Trump, address the nation after a tradegy? Pfft, never gonna happen. Turns out when a tragedy happens in the US, Trump just goes to play golf.

  6. REAL AMERICANS, IN COMING NOVEMBER THIS YEAR 2018 YOU HAVE OPPORTUNITY FROM YOUR PART TO #MAGA BY VOTING MORE REPUBLICANS TO HOUSE AND SENATE, TO HELP TRUMP TO HELP YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, AND TO BUILD THAT WALL !!

    IF YOU DON'T VOTE, IT MEANS YOU WANT TOTALLY INSANE maxine 'impeachment auntie' waters or CLUE FACTORY STUFF pelosi IN LEAD OF HOUSE, STOP ALL THE INVESTIGATIONS OF obashit TIME WRONGDOINGS AND STOP TO DRAIN THE SWAMP!!

    IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT? DEMRATS ARE WILLING TO RISE YOUR TAXES, OPEN BORDERS EVEN MORE TO LET IN CRIMINALS WHO WILL NO DOUBT HARM MANY OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

    AND .. DON'T COME TO TELL ME 'VOTING IS NOT GOING TO HELP ANYTHING', BUT JUST THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT WOULD WE KNOW NOW ABOUT 'deep state' ASSHOLES, IF TRUMP WAS NOT WON? AND WHY HE WON? BECAUSE PEOPLE VOTED !!

    G O T O V O T E !!!?

    .

  7. I think you woke up from a coma. You are as stupid as fuck. Yes since the history of america you do need majority's votes to be president. The truly Funny thing is… your bluff has been called. Your fake news and now everyone knows it. Youve lied and manipulated his words. You've literally stretched every truth, and embellished anything you could for ratings. MAGA

  8. Even though he won the majority of States! we're going to let the minority of States decide our election? that's why we have the Electoral College. We were built on the fact that states have rights. not all states are the same, that's why we need the Electoral College. If we did not, all candidates would have to do is go to the big cities, and forget the rest of the country.

  9. That's good that the people don't decide the president. We would've been fucked a long time ago. Glad that Trump won! I was brainwashed by my family that Trump would kill me because I despised him, that's what my family told me. They also told me that he would deport all immigrants. Full of shit. I'm 13 now and know my family was brainwashing me.

  10. Hillary got more votes than Trump.

    Trump got more states than Hillary. 30,-20

    See that's what happens when you read the directions on how to win

  11. Looks like Clinton is used to loose by winning the popular vote…
    Did you know she actually won the popular vote in 2008 against Obama?! Obama won the delegates counts in the primary and so HE went off to be the nominee and the president… At that time nobody was mad at that… I just find out about this! This is one of the only things Republicans do better than Democrats : The primaries!
    Democratic primaries and The electoral college don't make much sens…

  12. I find it funny how the Democratic Party loves the electoral college when they win but hate it when it makes them lose… 🤔

  13. Well it's been 2 years now no more has started World War 3 is in here no one is in concentration camps the account he's doing but good

  14. You know what's funny,, these elitists SOB's damm a man who made Billions, but think the Pols of America who have us 20 Trillion in debt are the be all in all…..HINT, they are stealing us blind you dumb fks.

  15. Damn Trevor you cry more than my baby niece when she’s hungry! Dudes not even American and thinks he can bad mouth our country and president. Thank you though you joke of a comedian, people like you won this for trump with your whiny bullshit. Keep crying baby your tears are delicious!

  16. If a Obama had not been the WORST FAILURE, we would not have had the repudiation named Trump.
    So Obama did ONE GOOD THING FOR AMERICA.

  17. you pos's would have been VERY happy to take a 'mere" electoral win. Clinton knew how things are done and she fucked up.

  18. u know it doesn't matter if she won the popular vote we live in a constitutional republic were the morjority can't over rule a minority " we have given you a republic, that's if you can keep it " -Benjamin Franklin

  19. you stupid fucking Liberal, remember those other videos that Hillary would win 100% can't wait to watch your snowflake butthurt again in 2020

  20. Trevor Noah's take on our presidential election? Like as a South African he knows something we don't? Get lost Trevor.

  21. Oh how they bitch and moan when they don't get their way. He's a comedian? Give me a break! (Partisan propaganda)

  22. MAGA 2020! Only thing I HATED about the great white hope winning in 2016 was that all these whiny Hollywood and big tech whacks didn't move to Canada as they promised to do.

  23. That guy’s an idiot! President Trump got 306 electoral votes! It’s tough to be funny when you’ve been crying all night like that fool! It’s two and a half years later and the snowflake liberals are still crying! Fear not liberals just five more years and your great president Trump will be done making America great again for you! But if you must do keep those liberal tears a flowing! They are delicious!

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