WELCOME TO “A LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY TO BE HERE. HAPPY… TUESDAY, I THINK? IT IS TUESDAY. GOOD. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SIR. I DON’T ALWAYS KNOW. I’M SO GRATEFUL THAT I’M STILL ABLE TO DO A SHOW FOR YOU GUYS AND FOR ALL OF YOU OUT THERE WATCHING, ONE ASSUMES.
-Welcome to “Late Night.” How’s everyone doing? I just watched “The Shining” and he’s starting to seem pretty reasonable. Guy managed to be a hotel caretaker, wrote a book. I’m sure it wasn’t a good book, but, still, a lotta pages. Anyway, let’s get to the news. Oh, and real quick, Martha Stewart said she
-Obviously, before you were a politician, you were a consumer advocate. You were a bankruptcy expert. Back in the last financial crisis, you were critical of both Democrats and Republicans, in the way they handled it. Did you feel as though lessons were learned or do you feel the same mistakes were made, this time?
“Sen. Elizabeth Warren Wants to Protect Taxpayers’ Money”
-So, we’re obviously on opposite coasts right now. You’re an L.A. person. I know you’re just a New York person in L.A. -I’m a New York person who lives in L.A. Thank you, Seth, for making that distinction. -But we — You know, I think, for me, the last thing that felt anything close to
WELCOME TO “A LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I AM STILL AT HOME, STILL SURROUNDED BY MY FAMILY/CREW. MY WIFE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER GETTING READY TO HAND ME SOME PROPS. MY DOG IS– WHAT IS HE DOING? HE’S EATING– WAT IS HE EATING? HE’S EATING SOMETHING. IS THAT PAPER TOWEL? (
“Stephen Colbert Reveals The Results Of “Suit Or No Suit””
– What’s the best way to deal with an unpleasant mother-in-law? – When it comes to the mother-in-law, we don’t need to get involved. Lean back and let your man be the man and say, “Hey Mom, you wanna see me and the grandchildren, “mind your own business, stop giving orders, “stop taking control of
“Straight Talk: Dealing with the Mother-In-Law || STEVE HARVEY”
-The president bragged about his TV ratings during the coronavirus pandemic, suggested states were lying about how many ventilators they need and blamed health care workers for the lack of masks. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” ♪♪ You know, we’re all just trying to get through this quarantine period any
– Footballers attempt Ninja Warrior! – Starring the Frontmen! – Five gruelling obstacles… – Against the clock! – Who will set the fastest time? Me! – Let the challenge begin! – Zlatan is first! – As I will be in the final results! – Urgh, he’s such a show-off… – Zlatan will crush this course!
– Cheers to you. – And you. – To everybody. – To everybody and you. – And myself. Thank you. – Mm-hmm. And me. – And that includes you. – Great, thank you. – Mm-hmm. – Hello. I’m Suzi Barrett, and today we’re talking about the Section 504 sit-in. – I’ll sit in for this.