In the Foxhole Vol. 2 | The Daily Show


From Comedy Centrals World News
headquarters in New York, “The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah” presents… – MSNBC is so corrupt. It’s so disgusting.
So disgusting. Here’s the good news: the guys that we love, right? They’re blowing them away
in the ratings. [cheers and applause] Hannity, Laura Ingraham,
Tucker Carlson, Steve Doocy, Ainsley, Brian,
so many others. They’re blowing them away
in the ratings. Oh, excuse me, I almost forgot. I would have been
in big trouble. The great Lou Dobbs, right? [cheers and applause] – What? How is this the president of
the United States? He sounds like a kid
saying good night to his favorite
stuffed animals. Good night, Hannity bear.
Nighty night, Tucker. Sleep tight, Double Deuce.
Who am I forgetting? Of course, the great Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs,
you fell under the bed. And you might think
that was weird, but something tells me
on Monday morning the Fox anchors
came into work like this. – Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Tucker Carlson, Steve Doocy. Ainsley, Brian, the great Lou Dobbs, right? – They’re loving it. [eerie music] So, though it was only 35 days, the government shutdown’s
effects will continue to hurt America
for a while. And maybe it would have been all worth it for Trump
if he had gotten some of that sweet,
sweet war money, but he folded with nothing
to show for it. – Anyone out there by the way, thinking President Trump
caved today, you don’t really know
the Donald Trump I know. He right now holds
all the cards. He will secure the border
one way or another. – I don’t see it as a cave. I see this as a process. This is a half time, uh, stop in the action. – So did he cave?
Did he not? The answer is absolutely
he did not cave. – He did not cave. He made a tactical decision, a strategy decision to
pick the ground to fight on. – To pick the ground
to fight on. To pick the ground. You know, this–I’m sorry.
This is unbelievable. No matter what Trump does, he’s always a mastermind who’s accomplishing precisely
what he wanted to do. Like if Trump was boxing
and he got knocked out cold, like Jeanine Pirro
would be like, “Brilliant. “Another strategic
consciousness pause “by President Trump. “You can’t get knocked down if you stay on the ground.” [laughter] [eerie music] No one knows. No one knows for sure what’s
hiding in Trump’s taxes, but last night,
the New York “Times” found out what
he used to be hiding. – This morning
a bombshell report in The New York “Times” is casting doubt on President Trump’s
self-proclaimed wealth. The “Times” reporting
it has obtained years worth of previously unrevealed
figures from the president’s
federal income tax returns. The real estate mogul spent at least 10 years in the red, reporting business losses
totaling over $1 billion from 1985 to 1994. According to the “Times,”
year after year, Mr. Trump appears to have
lost more money than nearly any other
individual American taxpayer. – Holy shit. For 10 years, Donald Trump might have lost
more money than any person in America.
That is crazy. The guy who lost
the most money is the same guy who claims to be
the best businessman. It’s like finding out that
Hugh Hefner died a virgin. I did not see that coming. And you might think
it’s bad news for Trump to be exposed
like this, but that’s because you’re
looking at all of this the wrong way. – He lost a lot of money
over the course of 10 years, if you consider a billion
dollars a lot of money. – If anything, you read this
and you’re like, “Wow,” it’s pretty impressive
all the things that he’s done in his life. It’s beyond what most of us
could ever achieve. – I- I don’t know that
there’s any suggestion that he broke the law. – You know, say what you will
about “Fox & Friends,” but when they are with you,
they are with you. Ride or die. That’s the squad
I want in my life. They’ll spin any negative
into a positive. Like every leader
would be lucky to have that kind of support. If Kim Jong-un
had a “Fox & Friends,” they’d be like, “This haircut
is the best one yet.” Every leader. Hitler’s “Fox & Friends”
would have been like, “You know, the haters
are saying that “he’s a mass murderer
und he lost the war, “but people don’t focus on
how well-traveled he was. “Yeah, all the way from Paris
to Russia in just a year, yeah. “And Charlie Chaplin
even made a movie about him. How many people can say that?
Yeah.” [eerie music] But maybe
the most shocking scandal roiling the Democratic Party
right now, is that Cory Booker
is a healthy eater. – First off, if Cory Booker
became president, America would have
its first vegan president. – So is 2020 Democratic
contender Cory Booker trying to impart
his vegan, animal free diet on the rest of us? He says that eggs, he discovered, do not align
with his spirit. – Eggs do not align
with his spirits? That sounds like
a really classy way of saying eggs give me diarrhea. Cory Booker’s walking out
of the bathroom like, “You might wanna
give that a minute. I had a spiritual crisis
in there.” But look, I don’t even understand
how this is on the news. I say, if Cory Booker
wants to be a vegan president, he should go for it. His diet choices
are his business. They don’t affect anyone else. Or at least
that’s what I thought. – Good luck
running for president trying to take away meat. – Are Democrats really trying
to take the White House on a platform of banning meat? – He wants to be the most
powerful person in the world and he wants to impose his meat rationing
on the rest of us. When you’re eating a steak
and you go yum, yum, yum, that is so delicious.
– Right! – What does–what does Cory
Booker counter that with? – So lock your freezers, save your meat now.
You may need it. It would be very valuable, a great investment
for years to come. – Oh, man, you know,
I’ll tell you that I feel so bad for people who
take Fox News seriously. It’s gotta be so much work because
they’re always telling you, it’s like, “The Democrats are
coming for your shit. “You’ve gotta stockpile
a lifetime supply of meat. “You’ve gotta stockpile guns. “You’ve gotta keep
your fossil fuels, your Bibles, “American flags,
Confederate statues. “There must be one closet
at your house that’s just chaos,
complete chaos.” Fox News is like
reverse Marie Kondo, “Just put everything
in your house as long as it sparks rage.” – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. By now, you probably know her as Congress’s superstar
freshman Democrat or if you watch Fox News, what would happen if Stalin
was good at Instagram? Either way, you cannot deny
she’s making waves, because she’s only been in
office for six weeks. But already, she’s put forward a blueprint to combat
climate change which is one of the more
ambitious policy proposals Washington has seen in
a very long time and it’s called
the Green New Deal. – We are going to transition
this country into the future. – The Green New Deal calls for a 10-year national
mobilization. The goal in one short decade to bring greenhouse gas emissions
to zero, meet 100 percent of energy
needs by renewable sources, overhaul
transportation systems. – Expanding
a high speed rail to, “A scale where air travel stops
becoming necessary.” – It would modernize US
infrastructure upgrade or replace every building for
energy efficiency. – Bring equality and equal
justice for undeserved minority
and impoverished communities. – The main part of the bill
is about climate change and Ocasio-Cortez
is right that the US needs to take drastic
measures to prevent climate change’s
worst effects. Of course, over at Fox News,
as soon as they heard “Cortez” and “climate change,” sirens started going off
like bin Laden just emerged from the ocean
holding at Aquaman’s trident. They were like,
“This is not a drill! We have a code AOC!
Man your battle stations.” – What is this Green New Deal? Answer: radical
environmental socialism. – One of the most
dangerous, impractical, misguided economically
guaranteed to be devastating plans ever. – There is another victim of the Green New Deal
is ice cream, livestock will be banned. – Green New Deal wants to go
after flatulent cows, so what are they saying? We’re gonna ban hamburgers
and Americans are never gonna have a barbecue
and flip a hamburger again? – No more steak. I guess government forced
veganism is in order. – Yeah, they’ll
force feed us broccoli while giving us a tofu enema,
yeah. We’re all gonna be gang-banged
by vegetables, yeah. Yeah, that eggplant emoji
not funny anymore. Yeah.
[laughter] You know, you know what
I love about American politics is that whenever someone in the opposing party
says something, there is this weird thing
where you immediately have to take
the exact opposite position. Ocasio-Cortez says
that cow farting contributes to climate change, which is true, by the way.
It’s true. And all of a sudden Fox News
is like “Cow farts are the smell of
freedom, okay. “Every time a cow farts, George Washington gives me
a thumbs-up from the grave.” [eerie music] So, Desi, I have to ask. What do you think about
female candidates getting less coverage
than the males? – Well, I’m offended, Trevor,
not just as a woman, but as a person
who enjoys camera time. – Ye–yeah, Desi, and you know
what’s really messed up is– – No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, camera, stay on me.
Stay on me. Nice try, Trevor. And female candidates aren’t
just getting less camera time. When they do get coverage, people talk about them
like this. – Kamala Harris,
she’s running for president. She does what she does. She’s snitty.
She did her little thing. – That’s Kirsten Gillibrand.
She reminds me of a wafer. You know, you put it
in your mouth, it’s odorless,
it’s colorless, and then you think to yourself,
“What did I just eat?” – Senator Harris has California and South Carolina advantages. She’s very attractive.
Elizabeth Warren is a scold. – Elizabeth Warren has
a likability problem. – Kamala, she wouldn’t even
answer any of their questions. Instead, she just acted
like she is beautiful, which is
how she handles everything. Do you think
she’s beautiful? – Look at those pipes, Smooch.
– Yeah. It’s not doing it for me.
– No? – I just gotta be honest
with you. Yeah, I mean, she’s–she’s–
she’s not gonna make the next Jane Fonda
fitness video. – Oohh, Scaramucci
with the burn. I think he’s just mad that she lasts longer in the gym than he did in the White House. [cheers and applause] Yeah, you know what? You know what, instead of
mocking female candidates based on their looks, Scaramucci should be out
looking for his neck. Look, there is
just something about a woman running for president that brings all the sexism
to the surface. And I don’t have
to remind you what happened in the 2008 election, but I will anyway. – Men won’t vote for
Hillary Clinton because she reminds them of
their nagging wives. – Is there somebody
in your life whose voice just sticks in your ear
like an ice pick? Well, Hillary Clinton has
a voice like that. It makes me–
makes me envy the deaf. – She’s also shrill, angry, and she needs to lighten
up a little bit. – When Hillary Clinton speaks, men hear,
“Take out the garbage.” – There’s just something
about it that feels castrating, overbearing,
and scary. – I have often said, “When she comes on television,
I involuntarily cross my legs.” – Okay, first of all,
that was horrendous, but also…castrating?
Crossing your legs? Tucker, what’s going on with
your balls? – Fox News. It’s the number one cable news
network in America, and probably the last thing your grandpa saw
before he died, and right now, Fox News is at the center of a big debate
among Democrats, who are running for president. – Elizabeth Warren’s refusal
to hold a town hall on Fox has sparked a debate among
Democrats in the 2020 field. To Fox or not to Fox? – Fox News is a hate-for-profit
racket. I’ll talk to
Fox News reporters, but what I’m not gonna do
is give them a full hour of my time, so they can raise money, and they can raise
credibility off it. – That’s right.
Elizabeth Warren, for one, is refusing to go on Fox News, which is a little ironic because her tribal name is
Woman Who Talks To Fox. But I do understand where
Warren is coming from. You see,
Fox News at this point often acts more like
a propaganda outlet than a news outlet. So, why would you go on
there and give them legitimacy? You don’t argue with a crazy person on the subway
who says, “The earth is flat.” We all know that the earth
is round, right? With a little handle on the top so that God can spin it. That’s–yeah, I mean,
what do you think? It just spins on its own?
You guys are crazy. But seeing as
there’s 200 Democrats running for president, there’s bound to be
differing opinions on how to deal with Fox News. While Elizabeth Warren
and Kamala Harris are avoiding Fox News
like cooties, Bernie Sanders,
Vermont senator and guy who uses a Walgreens
bag as a briefcase, has gone for
a different approach. He went on Fox and held
an hour long town hall. – Millions of people
every single year lose their health insurance. Now what we are talking about
actually is stability, that when you have
a Medicare for all, it is there now and will be
there in the future. -Senator–
– A show of hands of how many people
get their insurance from work, private insurance?
Right now! How many get it from
private insurance? Okay, now of those, how many are willing
to transition to what the senator says, a government run system? – Wow, that had to be
a shocking thing for Fox News viewers to watch. All right.
Turning on their TVs, and seeing a crowd cheering for a socialist’s plan for
Medicare for all. In fact, that’s probably what
killed your grandpa. That’s what that was. But you see what Bernie Sanders
did there was interesting. Right, he didn’t pander
to the Fox audience. He stuck to his principles and, by the end, the audience
was on his side, which ends up being good
for the Democrats, because normally
when Fox viewers hear about Medicare for all, it’s stuff like,
“The government will only pay for your pills
if you go trans.” And that’s what
Elizabeth Warren’s point about legitimizing Fox News. Pete Buttigieg, he showed that there’s not necessarily
the case, right? He showed that you can do it
a different way. Because the mayor of
South Bend, Indiana, and host of “Nathan For You,”
he did a Fox Hall. He did a Fox Town Hall
on Sunday. And he showed that
visiting Fox doesn’t have to mean that you
endorse them. – You know a lot of folks
in my party were critical of me for even
doing this with Fox News. I mean, when you got
Tucker Carlson saying that immigrants
make America dirty, when you’ve got Laura Ingraham
comparing detention centers with children in cages
to summer camps, then there is a reason why anybody has to swallow hard
and think twice before participating in
this media ecosystem. But I also believe that
there are a lot of Americans who my party can’t blame if they are ignoring our message ’cause they will never hear it if we don’t go on
and talk about it. I hope you’ll join me
in making sure that that next era is better than any that we’ve had so far. [cheers and applause] – Thank you, Mayor.
Thank you. Wow, a standing ovation. – Wow, standing ovation. Pete Buttigieg
went on Fox News, trashed
their most popular anchors, and then got a standing ovation
at the end. That is amazing. [cheers and applause] That is amazing. Because–because if someone
came to your house and told you how ugly
your kids were, you’d probably be like,
“Get the hell out of here.” You wouldn’t be like… “Someone had to say it. “You got a big-ass head, Billy, you’ve got a big-ass head.
Someone had to say it.” And it wasn’t
just the audience. Some reporters on Fox News actually credited Buttigieg
for coming onto their network. But the kids with
the big-ass heads, they weren’t as happy. – Mayor Pete, who desperately
needs a Reboot-tigieg. Now when he wasn’t pushing
for tax increases or lobbying lame cheap shots, he was trying to pass off
political pablum as some type
of high-minded oratory. Maybe we should call him
Pope Pete, because don’t you love how he, you know, he–
because he attends church we’re supposed to treat him as the be-all and end-all
moral authority, or the arbiter of who is and who is not operating
in good faith. – Okay. I get that Laura Ingraham
is trying to diss Pete, but I don’t know
if she achieved that by calling him “Pope.” People like the pope. It’s not a great diss.
It’s like going, “You know this guy Steve “is always walking around,
being a dick to everyone. “Let’s call him Big Dick Steve. “That will show him.
Then everyone will know “what a big throbbing
dick he has– I-I mean is.” So Laura Ingraham, Tucker
Carlson, and Brian Kilmeade, they were all pretty pissed with Buttigieg’s
star turn on Fox, but there was one Fox viewer who was downright heartbroken. – Last night I watched
Alfred E. Neuman. What’s going on with Fox,
by the way? What’s going on there? They putting more Democrats
on than you have Republicans. It’s something strange
is going on at Fox, something very strange. Did you see this guy
last night? I did wanna watch it. You always have to
watch the competition, if you call it that. And he was knocking
the hell out of Fox and Fox is–but somebody is
going to have to explain the whole Fox deal to me. – Oh, poor Trump. You realize what happened here. The news network
that he loves the most, flirted with
a younger hotter candidate and–and he’s clearly shook. He’s clearly shook. You heard when his voice broke. “What is going on with Fox?” – New York state lawmakers
will consider making it illegal for pedestrians to text
or even look at their phones while crossing the street. Fines under a new bill
would range from $25 to $250 for repeat offenders. Exceptions would be made
for emergencies. – So how do New Yorkers feel
about this new law? Well, the folks over at “Fox and Friends,”
they wanted to find out. So they sent a man named
Steve Doocy to find out. – We’ve been watching all sorts
of people walking by with their texting device.
Excuse me, ma’am. Hello, hello, excuse me. Going forward,
you could get fined $250. Is that a bad idea?
Or a good idea? – I really don’t wanna. – Okay. I don’t think she has–
she’s in a hurry to go to work. Okay, this guy right over here. Hi, how are you? Looking at
this guy right here. See he’s using his phone to– Hi, excuse me,
can I ask you a question? Can you tell that New York City
is a very busy place? Here’s a guy.
I’m going to surprise him. I’m going to see if I can get
his attention. Excuse me, excuse me, sir. Hi, excuse me. Can I ask you a question? – Oh, man. Oh, man. You realize that last guy was literally about to step
into the traffic, rather than talk to
Steve Doocy. He was like,
“Uh, taxi, Fox News, “taxi, Fox News– I’ll take a chance
with the taxi.”




Comments
  1. No, the methane that cows produce comes from their stomachs in the form of belches that are high in methane. Wrong end people.

  2. Veganism isn't about health. Veganism is a lifestyle that seeks to exclude as far as practicable and possible all forms of cruelty to and exploitation of animals. It's an ethical stance against animal abuse, not a diet. I eat icecream, it's just not made by raping cows and stealing their babies

  3. mhmm when i hear the speaches of trump, the political points he is using, the way he speaks, reminds me of a certain man in the 1930´s who used to blame everything on others, who used hate to bring the people on his side. we all know how that ended…

  4. Except, trans people get much LESS medical coverage, whether or not they have government or private health, and have to pay for most of things out of pocket, what in the motherfucking fuck? That "joke" didn't even make sense.

  5. Liberals are no lesser hypocrites than conservative Americans. Liberals would make fun of vegans and would want to eat meat and at the same time want to show care for the climate change while totally ignoring the fact that a non-veg diet is a huge contributor to the global warming. You both suck and both have your own agendas. None of you give a damn to morals, people, and the planet. Period.

  6. We're in a crisis and you all make fun of this? Diet is a personal choice if it doesn't affect anyone else. This literally affects EVERYONE.. think again
    U cant be an environmentalist and not go vegan

  7. Just when you think that faux fox "news" can't suck the "chosen ones" ass any harder they nearly caused his eyes to implode. Number one cable news Network. The hate for profit propaganda network. It's a sorry statement about the country that used to be a shining example of democracy to the rest of the world. Stopped the Nazis in WW ll. Stood up against human rights violations and supported our Allies. Now, kiss the asses of the same human rights violators. Leaving our Allies to believe that they are not able to count on the United States any longer. Lavishing praise on murderous dictators like Kim jong bad hair, Vlad the Russian impaler, president for life of China and let's not forget his admiration for the murder of opiate addicts in the Philippines. Wake up you orange Kool aid swilling bozos.

  8. The Meat will be rotten by the time we get round to eating it. I never knew men could be that low in thinking, lol!

  9. Americans get too caught up in dems or republics how about y'all just vote for what's best for the country Instead of just only voting for someone because they represent a certain side

  10. I love how Trump is like "omg Fox is kicking ass in the ratings" when Rachel Maddow from MSNBC has been beating them for like six straight months. You'd think a dude obsessed with television would know that, but nope. Also LOL, the Marie Kondo joke at the end.

  11. Trevor Noah , you are a genius and a fantastic comic and I adore 🥰 you !!! , but I’m one hundred percent Republican and POTUS Trump is my entire world 🌎 favorite person !!! Trump is the best president America ever had !!! Power to MAGA and POTUS Trump !!! Trump for president again in 2020 !!! Please try to say nice things about Trump at least every once in a while !!! Did you see the lousy Clintons and stupid Obama’s try to make peace with KIM ? Sorry but Democrats libs and leftist almost destroyed America !!! We love 💕 POTUS Trump !!! 👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋♥️♥️♥️😘😘😘😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💗💗💗😊😊😊😃😃😃

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    For six years before I left to run for Sheriff of Multnomah County, I worked with homeless men, as the de-facto day to day manager of a homeless men's shelter in Portland. From this position I had an opportunity to observe the other major players in the local homeless business. And believe me, it is a business. Unfortunately, over the years I came to realize that neither the nomeless population they serve nor the tax payers that foot the bills are top priority of these agencies. What is priority? 

    FAT MANAGEMENT SALARIES!! 

    What's wrong with the shelter system in particular and social services in general? let's start at the top…literally. 

    Social services administrators are grossly over paid. From my observation, neither their produtivity in terms of homeless men still in housing after one year of assistance and support, NOR PROPRIETY…warrants their continuing fat pay checks and benefit packages. The CEO of Goodwill of Oregon has been roundly and justifiably criticized for being paid over 100K, while his handicapped employees take home a mere pittance. "Well, he's worth it," we hear the check writers say. 

    HEY LISTEN!! NO ONE IS WORTH A HUNDRED GRAND A YEAR WHILE THEIR EMPLOYEES STRUGGLE WITH FOOD STAMPS AND AWAIT HOUSING SUBSIDIES, AND ARE FORCED TO HIT THE FOOD BANKS TO KEEP THEIR KIDS EATING! 

    Transition Projects, known as TPI to those living on the streets, is another fat salary offender. They are the largest single provider of shelter to homeless men,two 91 bed men's shelters and one 55 bed women's shelter. TPI also managed a flea-bag kind of hotel under contract to corrections, where they housed people just out of jail. The building was old and disgusting. It offered bleak and tiny rooms, no hope housing for those that desperately need hope. It recently burned down, and my immediate reaction was "good." It must be replaced with a modern facility in a better neighborhood. 

    PEOPLE JUST OUT OF JAIL SHOULDN'T BE FORCED INTO FLEABAG QUARTERS IN SKID ROW, AND TOLD TO MAKE A NEW LIFE! 

    TPI department managers are essentially paper shufflers and couriers carrying mail between TPI facilities. These folks make in the 20 to 25 dollar an hour range. The real miracle workers, most with college degrees, the guys and gals behind the case management desks, busy trying to find housing for sex offenders, arsonists and people whose last job was doing laundry in prison for twenty years, begin at about ten dollars and hour. (I went to college for this?) They stay because they care. The paper shufflers stay for the cash and the extended vacations. 

    When I worked for the shelter system, I became a union steward with Local 88 AFSCME, a position that made me painfully aware of the chronically aggressive anti-union, position, "sorry we don't have any more money," (for you anyway) attitude of the 100k folks. An attitude not exclusive to TPI. 

    Central City Concern's employees belong to the same union. Central City Concern, in my opinion, long ago lost sight of their name and should be renamed Central City Not Concerned. The low income housing gurus, operate hotels that don't forgive a dept, have abandoned the population they serve. C.C.C. has become a cuss word to social service case managers, frustrated by C.C.C's unforgiving policy, in serving the population they are supposed to serve. 

    CCC IS A DIRECT CONTRIBUTER TO THE INABILITY OF THE SYSTEM TO KEEP PEOPLE IN HOUSING! 

    They help create a revolving door at the shelter. Can't get housing because you still owe CCC money for back rent or cleaning fees? Well, back to the shelter again for perhaps the fourth or fifth or seventh time and the city foots the bill. That is your tax money. CCC needs to go back and read their alleged mission statement. WHAT THEY SAY IS NOT WHAT THEY DO! 

    Nowthwest Pilot projects is the organization that assists homeless men over 50. There is a genuine compassion at NWPP that is apparent in their work. They care and it shows. Being older presents it's own problems and to be homeless and older is disastrous. There are homeless men in Portland that are in their 70's. Shame on Portland for allowing it and kudos to NWPP for helping this portion of the homeless population. NWPP participated in the guest bed program and houses men in TPI shelters when beds are available. Not enough beds are available! 

    JOIN is the organization that does the hard work no one else wants to do. They retrieve lost souls sleeping in the back seats of cars, sleeping in cardboard boxes and the bushes. They give what ever assistance necessary to get these people back into society and back to employment and self respect. JOIN DOES THE MENTORING NECESSARY TO RETURN HOPE TO THE HOPELESS! No other local organization does as good a job and their statistics reflect it. If there is one organization that deserves more funding, it is JOIN. 

    Even if there were suddenly 1000 more rooms to house the homeless, even if there were more shelter beds, even in the upcoming bad weather, there are thise that do not and eill not stay in a shelter. Why?? A resounding "too many rules!" 

    If you suddenly had no home and were facing living in a shelter, you would find you couldn't take your cat or dog, you couldn't take your kids, you couldn't take your girl or boy firend with you either. And for the next four months you could not stay out without permission after 10pm. No week ends out with out permission and even though you are working a full time job, and saving money for an apartment, not even one beer is permitted after work with out risking losing your shelter bed. 

    Do you have a permit from the State of Oregon allowing you to use marijuana as medicine for a debilitating medical condition clearly stated in the Oregon law? Sorry, you can't use medical marijuana in the shelter without losing your housing. This is really weird because clients using methadone, synthetic heroin, can slam down their week end take out doses in the shelter. If you need to bring in needles and inject your insulin in the shelter, that is allowed. If you are prescribed oxycodone, or oxycontin,or vicodin, hard addicting narcotics, you can use them in shelter too. 

    Shelter drug policy requires that Marinol, a synthetic, THC be used instead of natural marijuana recommended by a medical doctor. This is a policy of ignorance and discrimination. It assumes that Marinol is Marijuana. IT IS NOT! That is the ignorance part. Marinol costs up to $3000 a month. If a shelter client could affort to take Marino, they wouldn't be in a shelter. That is the discrimination part. Homeless men and women that qualify for medical marijuana should not be discriminated against and risk loosing their housing because their doctor says marijuana would be proper medicine for them. 

    Of course I realize federal funding dictates marijuana policy in shelters. Our Orwellian federal government collects a suspicious amount of data on the homeless, with their HMIS (Homeless Management Information System.) It tracks the kind and amount of services and how often these services are accessed. If the shelter does not gather data for the feds, the shelter doesn't get the money. It is the carrot and the stick. A GOVERNMENT DATA BASE ON THE HOMELESS IS JUST WRONG!! 

    The bottom line is this: Poor and sick homeless people must not be discriminated against because they are too poor to afford the federal government's preferred Marino. But just as importand, why do shelter administrators think they can PRESCRIBE MEDICINE BY EDICT? 

    Poor and sick homeless people, most with Hepatitis C, qualify under Oregon law for medical marijuana. Shelter policy that says otherwise is beggina a

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    For six years before I left to run for Sheriff of Multnomah County, I worked with homeless men, as the de-facto day to day manager of a homeless men's shelter in Portland. From this position I had an opportunity to observe the other major players in the local homeless business. And believe me, it is a business. Unfortunately, over the years I came to realize that neither the nomeless population they serve nor the tax payers that foot the bills are top priority of these agencies. What is priority? 

    FAT MANAGEMENT SALARIES!! 

    What's wrong with the shelter system in particular and social services in general? let's start at the top…literally. 

    Social services administrators are grossly over paid. From my observation, neither their produtivity in terms of homeless men still in housing after one year of assistance and support, NOR PROPRIETY…warrants their continuing fat pay checks and benefit packages. The CEO of Goodwill of Oregon has been roundly and justifiably criticized for being paid over 100K, while his handicapped employees take home a mere pittance. "Well, he's worth it," we hear the check writers say. 

    HEY LISTEN!! NO ONE IS WORTH A HUNDRED GRAND A YEAR WHILE THEIR EMPLOYEES STRUGGLE WITH FOOD STAMPS AND AWAIT HOUSING SUBSIDIES, AND ARE FORCED TO HIT THE FOOD BANKS TO KEEP THEIR KIDS EATING! 

    Transition Projects, known as TPI to those living on the streets, is another fat salary offender. They are the largest single provider of shelter to homeless men,two 91 bed men's shelters and one 55 bed women's shelter. TPI also managed a flea-bag kind of hotel under contract to corrections, where they housed people just out of jail. The building was old and disgusting. It offered bleak and tiny rooms, no hope housing for those that desperately need hope. It recently burned down, and my immediate reaction was "good." It must be replaced with a modern facility in a better neighborhood. 

    PEOPLE JUST OUT OF JAIL SHOULDN'T BE FORCED INTO FLEABAG QUARTERS IN SKID ROW, AND TOLD TO MAKE A NEW LIFE! 

    TPI department managers are essentially paper shufflers and couriers carrying mail between TPI facilities. These folks make in the 20 to 25 dollar an hour range. The real miracle workers, most with college degrees, the guys and gals behind the case management desks, busy trying to find housing for sex offenders, arsonists and people whose last job was doing laundry in prison for twenty years, begin at about ten dollars and hour. (I went to college for this?) They stay because they care. The paper shufflers stay for the cash and the extended vacations. 

    When I worked for the shelter system, I became a union steward with Local 88 AFSCME, a position that made me painfully aware of the chronically aggressive anti-union, position, "sorry we don't have any more money," (for you anyway) attitude of the 100k folks. An attitude not exclusive to TPI. 

    Central City Concern's employees belong to the same union. Central City Concern, in my opinion, long ago lost sight of their name and should be renamed Central City Not Concerned. The low income housing gurus, operate hotels that don't forgive a dept, have abandoned the population they serve. C.C.C. has become a cuss word to social service case managers, frustrated by C.C.C's unforgiving policy, in serving the population they are supposed to serve. 

    CCC IS A DIRECT CONTRIBUTER TO THE INABILITY OF THE SYSTEM TO KEEP PEOPLE IN HOUSING! 

    They help create a revolving door at the shelter. Can't get housing because you still owe CCC money for back rent or cleaning fees? Well, back to the shelter again for perhaps the fourth or fifth or seventh time and the city foots the bill. That is your tax money. CCC needs to go back and read their alleged mission statement. WHAT THEY SAY IS NOT WHAT THEY DO! 

    Nowthwest Pilot projects is the organization that assists homeless men over 50. There is a genuine compassion at NWPP that is apparent in their work. They care and it shows. Being older presents it's own problems and to be homeless and older is disastrous. There are homeless men in Portland that are in their 70's. Shame on Portland for allowing it and kudos to NWPP for helping this portion of the homeless population. NWPP participated in the guest bed program and houses men in TPI shelters when beds are available. Not enough beds are available! 

    JOIN is the organization that does the hard work no one else wants to do. They retrieve lost souls sleeping in the back seats of cars, sleeping in cardboard boxes and the bushes. They give what ever assistance necessary to get these people back into society and back to employment and self respect. JOIN DOES THE MENTORING NECESSARY TO RETURN HOPE TO THE HOPELESS! No other local organization does as good a job and their statistics reflect it. If there is one organization that deserves more funding, it is JOIN. 

    Even if there were suddenly 1000 more rooms to house the homeless, even if there were more shelter beds, even in the upcoming bad weather, there are thise that do not and eill not stay in a shelter. Why?? A resounding "too many rules!" 

    If you suddenly had no home and were facing living in a shelter, you would find you couldn't take your cat or dog, you couldn't take your kids, you couldn't take your girl or boy firend with you either. And for the next four months you could not stay out without permission after 10pm. No week ends out with out permission and even though you are working a full time job, and saving money for an apartment, not even one beer is permitted after work with out risking losing your shelter bed. 

    Do you have a permit from the State of Oregon allowing you to use marijuana as medicine for a debilitating medical condition clearly stated in the Oregon law? Sorry, you can't use medical marijuana in the shelter without losing your housing. This is really weird because clients using methadone, synthetic heroin, can slam down their week end take out doses in the shelter. If you need to bring in needles and inject your insulin in the shelter, that is allowed. If you are prescribed oxycodone, or oxycontin,or vicodin, hard addicting narcotics, you can use them in shelter too. 

    Shelter drug policy requires that Marinol, a synthetic, THC be used instead of natural marijuana recommended by a medical doctor. This is a policy of ignorance and discrimination. It assumes that Marinol is Marijuana. IT IS NOT! That is the ignorance part. Marinol costs up to $3000 a month. If a shelter client could affort to take Marino, they wouldn't be in a shelter. That is the discrimination part. Homeless men and women that qualify for medical marijuana should not be discriminated against and risk loosing their housing because their doctor says marijuana would be proper medicine for them. 

    Of course I realize federal funding dictates marijuana policy in shelters. Our Orwellian federal government collects a suspicious amount of data on the homeless, with their HMIS (Homeless Management Information System.) It tracks the kind and amount of services and how often these services are accessed. If the shelter does not gather data for the feds, the shelter doesn't get the money. It is the carrot and the stick. A GOVERNMENT DATA BASE ON THE HOMELESS IS JUST WRONG!! 

    The bottom line is this: Poor and sick homeless people must not be discriminated against because they are too poor to afford the federal government's preferred Marino. But just as importand, why do shelter administrators think they can PRESCRIBE MEDICINE BY EDICT? 

    Poor and sick homeless people, most with Hepatitis C, qualify under Oregon law for medical marijuana. Shelter policy that says otherwise is beggina a

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    For six years before I left to run for Sheriff of Multnomah County, I worked with homeless men, as the de-facto day to day manager of a homeless men's shelter in Portland. From this position I had an opportunity to observe the other major players in the local homeless business. And believe me, it is a business. Unfortunately, over the years I came to realize that neither the nomeless population they serve nor the tax payers that foot the bills are top priority of these agencies. What is priority? 

    FAT MANAGEMENT SALARIES!! 

    What's wrong with the shelter system in particular and social services in general? let's start at the top…literally. 

    Social services administrators are grossly over paid. From my observation, neither their produtivity in terms of homeless men still in housing after one year of assistance and support, NOR PROPRIETY…warrants their continuing fat pay checks and benefit packages. The CEO of Goodwill of Oregon has been roundly and justifiably criticized for being paid over 100K, while his handicapped employees take home a mere pittance. "Well, he's worth it," we hear the check writers say. 

    HEY LISTEN!! NO ONE IS WORTH A HUNDRED GRAND A YEAR WHILE THEIR EMPLOYEES STRUGGLE WITH FOOD STAMPS AND AWAIT HOUSING SUBSIDIES, AND ARE FORCED TO HIT THE FOOD BANKS TO KEEP THEIR KIDS EATING! 

    Transition Projects, known as TPI to those living on the streets, is another fat salary offender. They are the largest single provider of shelter to homeless men,two 91 bed men's shelters and one 55 bed women's shelter. TPI also managed a flea-bag kind of hotel under contract to corrections, where they housed people just out of jail. The building was old and disgusting. It offered bleak and tiny rooms, no hope housing for those that desperately need hope. It recently burned down, and my immediate reaction was "good." It must be replaced with a modern facility in a better neighborhood. 

    PEOPLE JUST OUT OF JAIL SHOULDN'T BE FORCED INTO FLEABAG QUARTERS IN SKID ROW, AND TOLD TO MAKE A NEW LIFE! 

    TPI department managers are essentially paper shufflers and couriers carrying mail between TPI facilities. These folks make in the 20 to 25 dollar an hour range. The real miracle workers, most with college degrees, the guys and gals behind the case management desks, busy trying to find housing for sex offenders, arsonists and people whose last job was doing laundry in prison for twenty years, begin at about ten dollars and hour. (I went to college for this?) They stay because they care. The paper shufflers stay for the cash and the extended vacations. 

    When I worked for the shelter system, I became a union steward with Local 88 AFSCME, a position that made me painfully aware of the chronically aggressive anti-union, position, "sorry we don't have any more money," (for you anyway) attitude of the 100k folks. An attitude not exclusive to TPI. 

    Central City Concern's employees belong to the same union. Central City Concern, in my opinion, long ago lost sight of their name and should be renamed Central City Not Concerned. The low income housing gurus, operate hotels that don't forgive a dept, have abandoned the population they serve. C.C.C. has become a cuss word to social service case managers, frustrated by C.C.C's unforgiving policy, in serving the population they are supposed to serve. 

    CCC IS A DIRECT CONTRIBUTER TO THE INABILITY OF THE SYSTEM TO KEEP PEOPLE IN HOUSING! 

    They help create a revolving door at the shelter. Can't get housing because you still owe CCC money for back rent or cleaning fees? Well, back to the shelter again for perhaps the fourth or fifth or seventh time and the city foots the bill. That is your tax money. CCC needs to go back and read their alleged mission statement. WHAT THEY SAY IS NOT WHAT THEY DO! 

    Nowthwest Pilot projects is the organization that assists homeless men over 50. There is a genuine compassion at NWPP that is apparent in their work. They care and it shows. Being older presents it's own problems and to be homeless and older is disastrous. There are homeless men in Portland that are in their 70's. Shame on Portland for allowing it and kudos to NWPP for helping this portion of the homeless population. NWPP participated in the guest bed program and houses men in TPI shelters when beds are available. Not enough beds are available! 

    JOIN is the organization that does the hard work no one else wants to do. They retrieve lost souls sleeping in the back seats of cars, sleeping in cardboard boxes and the bushes. They give what ever assistance necessary to get these people back into society and back to employment and self respect. JOIN DOES THE MENTORING NECESSARY TO RETURN HOPE TO THE HOPELESS! No other local organization does as good a job and their statistics reflect it. If there is one organization that deserves more funding, it is JOIN. 

    Even if there were suddenly 1000 more rooms to house the homeless, even if there were more shelter beds, even in the upcoming bad weather, there are thise that do not and eill not stay in a shelter. Why?? A resounding "too many rules!" 

    If you suddenly had no home and were facing living in a shelter, you would find you couldn't take your cat or dog, you couldn't take your kids, you couldn't take your girl or boy firend with you either. And for the next four months you could not stay out without permission after 10pm. No week ends out with out permission and even though you are working a full time job, and saving money for an apartment, not even one beer is permitted after work with out risking losing your shelter bed. 

    Do you have a permit from the State of Oregon allowing you to use marijuana as medicine for a debilitating medical condition clearly stated in the Oregon law? Sorry, you can't use medical marijuana in the shelter without losing your housing. This is really weird because clients using methadone, synthetic heroin, can slam down their week end take out doses in the shelter. If you need to bring in needles and inject your insulin in the shelter, that is allowed. If you are prescribed oxycodone, or oxycontin,or vicodin, hard addicting narcotics, you can use them in shelter too. 

    Shelter drug policy requires that Marinol, a synthetic, THC be used instead of natural marijuana recommended by a medical doctor. This is a policy of ignorance and discrimination. It assumes that Marinol is Marijuana. IT IS NOT! That is the ignorance part. Marinol costs up to $3000 a month. If a shelter client could affort to take Marino, they wouldn't be in a shelter. That is the discrimination part. Homeless men and women that qualify for medical marijuana should not be discriminated against and risk loosing their housing because their doctor says marijuana would be proper medicine for them. 

    Of course I realize federal funding dictates marijuana policy in shelters. Our Orwellian federal government collects a suspicious amount of data on the homeless, with their HMIS (Homeless Management Information System.) It tracks the kind and amount of services and how often these services are accessed. If the shelter does not gather data for the feds, the shelter doesn't get the money. It is the carrot and the stick. A GOVERNMENT DATA BASE ON THE HOMELESS IS JUST WRONG!! 

    The bottom line is this: Poor and sick homeless people must not be discriminated against because they are too poor to afford the federal government's preferred Marino. But just as importand, why do shelter administrators think they can PRESCRIBE MEDICINE BY EDICT? 

    Poor and sick homeless people, most with Hepatitis C, qualify under Oregon law for medical marijuana. Shelter policy that says otherwise is beggina a

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  15. This sound more like a scammer who scammed us into bankruptcy and now we agree with the motherfucker to keep fucking us to dead. WAKE THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS GOING TO SHIT WITH THE FUCKING THIEVES WE REFUSE TO JAIL

  16. Other than those stupid shit the fox spout, they're intelligent enough not to support women for president. They'll just make a stupid emotional shit everytime.
    The Hollywood is ruin enough by those feminist shit. Fuck those feminist and LBGTQ shit. Can they all just die.
    Atleast bring somebody who doesn't have all those scandal and I'm pretty sure they'll win against Trump.

  17. TRUMP2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    Fredo, Fredo, fredo🤣🤣🤣CNN crap news network, this clown is more fake than his accent,the only reason you would want to watch this idiot is when you you want to put something up your ass🤣🤣🤣

  18. 🤦🏻‍♂️Fox kids are so damn childish 😂 just like a spoiled child that loses at a game starts to call everyone stupid name's, what era are these people living in🤷🏻‍♂️ that is all Fox kids do and so does Trumpethead 🥴🤣✌🏽✌🏿✌🏾✌🏼👌🏻🙏🏻

  19. My grandmother is Native but I am not because my father is black. So I’m just black, who my bloodline is doesn’t matter. My skin is the color of a black person. I’m not multi racial, just black. I’m not pale face enough to be mixed

    When I visit her we are family but I am her black family when we are looked at together

  20. and talks about how great Fox news is…Tucker Carlson, who has been a favorite of White Nationalists, Laura Ingrind , Who is a daughter of a Nazi sympathizer, which makes her a Nazi, Janine Piro, who fought with a talk show hosts on a spot.

  21. Not a New Yorker, but if Steve Douchy tried to derail me I would unload on his white supremacist ass. And I say this as a white woman. I am far more afraid of Trumpists than any minority you could name. I'm an atheist, but I deeply desire a hell for Trumpists to burn in.

  22. So these Fox retards ignore that Trump has taxed $100 billion via tariff and redirected to farmers…that’s pure socialism you twats

  23. laura's critique of Pete pointed out the exact things trump doesn't have, and these are bad attributes? not in my book

  24. Trevor, you are brilliant! I love watching you because my grandson is your twin in looks, manner and humor! Your the best for sure! Fox and Friends is a really bad SOAP OPERA from the fifties, aqnd the sad thing is!! The people who watch it are all persuadables, they believe everything they hear! So sad!

  25. Fuck…. got baited into watching a few seconds of Banshee Pirro again… damnit Comedy Central, at least mute that crap all the way when you put that demonic screamer in your clips.

  26. Image a truthful hard reporter on networks other than Fox. Now there a real lulu.
    Hey, keep following the lefty communist, socialist agenda, hell is around the corner.
    IF you win the next big election, you'll have to eat the destruction of the world & nobody else to blame, but you, then. Have it your way and everyone pay.s lol

  27. To pick the ground to put their knees on, they said as I paid them 20 bucks a piece for being good lil suckers!!!! Dumb asses

  28. Is Hannity for real?? This dude needs sex. He is so uptight his neck stiffs up. I lover Irish people but he is for sure a great exception.

  29. Trump is an acolyte to the Russians.  He has never been man enough to step on the battlefield for America. Therefore he can't possibly ever, appreciate respect comprehend, loyalty devotion, discipline commitment, stability heart, that, pumps blood, the, body, of  the American soldier who lived fought became partially or completely paralyzed dying on the battlefield  So the next best thing in his feeble mind frail body is to be a traitor.  So if you support somebody here in life whose soft, lazy out of shape over fed, and undernourished feebleminded, and physically inadequate submissive subservient. Which could be genetic hereditary or simply a generic learned behavior which I just specified how to be neglectful to oneself which is more pathetic at of the two. In this case Trump is a combination of the worst-case scenarios of those two extreme possibilities. So What kind of spiritual kickback to you think you are entitled to for that type of support.                  Even if you are not a "trumpet blower"  but are freely living, and dining to the lowest standards of quality at the same time living, and dying off having only used the smallest percentage of a fraction of the true potential you were first born with.  You're just as bad if not worse. Case closed mercy, and , spiritual welfare are not changing those facts protecting carrying compensating any souls or spirits that are freely connected to a life that does not do its best to improve upon and maintain the quality of it.  Which can be demonstrated by doing your best to become physically fit mentally sound spiritually balanced being able to express physical freedom living up to the pleasure, potential responsibility of femininity, and masculinity which validates, confirms, and signifies one as being true towards love, honor, and the creation of life.             In layman's terms if life is not free why the hell would death be any cheaper.  The good news souls and spirits have paid out are picking up the tab on the end results of dirty low-paying jobs. True punishment is souls and spirits have been are being, managed directed maintain swapped out implemented  with all the disease, sickness, illness, pain, injuries, suffering, torment, abuse, neglect, hunger that has been allowed to occur manifesting throughout the history of mankind into what it is today thanks to people like Donald Trump. Here's the deal you're either part of the world solutions or exacerbating the world's problems either way each and every one of us is being held spiritually accountable for each and every moment. Whether you believe are not as secondary to the truth.                          Now I wish and pray for my soul and spirit to be held spiritually accountable too the statements I proclaim. I guarantee you never see hear another body, man in power, persons of legal, religious authority, leaders ever freely validate the statements they proclaim with that level of certainty. One reason they don't have the best interest of the majority of the population's needs at heart another reason could be they cum from a breed of cowards or  simply have a lifestyle that suggests, confirms, and validates them as being feebleminded and physically inadequate submissive subservient it doesn't get any worse than that case closed.   Hope you don't miss the deadline. Chuckle Laugh smile grin smile I say with confidence don't be scared as I know you're scared. S.R.F

  30. The bottom line is people like Donald Trump and those who work for Fox News are okay with the mass majority of Americans being stuck in the outdated past with dirty low-paying jobs that come from outdated power sources inferior materials poisonous toxic substances pesticides chemicals that never change their killing composition I highly doubt the mass majority even knows what that means.                Nonetheless souls and spirits have paid out are picking up the tab on the end results of those dirty low-paying jobs which may lead to environmental financial global collapse. There is no profit to be made in the demise of the planet.  Keeping people overworked  underpaid  soft lazy out of shape over Fed under nourished with dirty low-paying jobs is ignorant beyond retarded. Considering we have the manpower technology resources capabilities to create clean high paying jobs from coast-to-coast that will improve upon and maintain the quality of our air water foods landscapes working living environment every day home products in such a way that people will start to become stronger smarter healthier happier better off physically mentally financially possibly spiritually than the previous generation.   Here's the deal you cannot promote life by doing business with material resources substances that have been scientifically classified religiously verified as petrified death or worse which all come from coal oil gas the chemical industry.  Corporate America.       The same people that employ all the states that gave Donald Trump's electoral votes.  If that doesn't seem suspicious to you that is because you don't realize  the tit-for-tat method that unfolded right in front of your face the Russians bought off Donald Trump in return he paid out to corporate America by lifting sanctions deregulating allowing the coal oil gas chemical industry to do far more damage with less consequence meaning they're not going to pay for oil spills gas leaks explosions so forth and so on.   By lifting sanctions deregulating he's basically oil slicking the way for the Russians to have a foothold within the global market since the only thing they have to negotiate with is gas and oil and dangerous chemicals.     White power to the lowest standards of quality.  it is simple logic if life is not free why the hell would death be any cheaper.

  31. Carlson & co behave like the kids in school who came from homes where their alcoholic parents had physically and mentally abused them. They had never learned any social skills. But these people are adults!! Fox is too banal and amateurish to be called propaganda. It's more like Jerry Springer.

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