I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police


Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place. Every November, we burn a wooden effigy of a dude who tried to burn down Parliament hundreds of years ago. We turn people we like into Knights. However, the most ridiculous thing that we have is our laws If you wear a suit of armour in Parliament, they’re legally allowed to cut your head off This is ridiculous. That’s not the only dumb British law We’ve got tons of them, and I don’t even know if anyone takes these things seriously. So today I’m going to test that and try and break as many ancient British laws as possible in one day in front of policemen and hope that I don’t get arrested. Do you think that this is a suspicious fish?
– oh definitely You know, there’s a law where it’s illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously. I’ve got the salmon now I have to act suspiciously with it. He’s checking if his car’s locked. That’s how fucking creepy I look. – What’ve you got a fish for?
– Does it look suspicious to you? It doesn’t look suspicious but it looks interesting. It’s not suspicious? Alright I’ll I try harder to be more suspicious. The fuck is that?! Ladies and gentlemen, Would you like to see a man walking past with a fish? Pointless You don’t know if there’s a library nearby do you? Apparently, it’s illegal to gamble in a library. So me, stinking of salmon I’m gonna go and try and make someone bet with me in this library and break that law. ‘Scuse me, Do either of you gamble? Yes, gamble, like Blackjack. We don’t have to play for money if you don’t want to I’ve got a Sashimi-quality fish. ‘Scuse me, I’ve got a great game of Blackjack Sorry if I smell. How come you’re doing this? I’m trying to break as many ancient laws as I can in a day. You going again? Oof, bust. 10p for me. I was gambling in a library! I’m gonna walk right into that building there in a suit of armour. Something that apparently you’re supposed to get your head cut off for. – Hi there
– Is it a public gallery? Yes! Um, not sure… if the armour-
– you haven’t got a real sword have you? No, it’s plastic. Sorry, this has never happened! Have a look at the sign, make sure you don’t have any of these.
– I definitely don’t have any of those Why are you dressed as a knight? I’ve just been filming around the corner doing a kids TV thing. – Okay
– Amazing! I just went into Parliament wearing a suit of armour and I still have a head. Right, next one. You can’t shake out a dirty rug in public and also can’t wear an outrageous double ruff or be be sock-less within a hundred yards of the Queen Just shaking the rug Alright wearing a double ruff, being sock-less Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Are you filming now? There’s a law against singing a lewd ballad in public. I’m pretty sure Tony Blair lives around here. I’ll try and do a bit of improv. Just gonna sing a song – I’ve written a little song, if that’s okay? If you do it on the other side of the road, yeah. Okay Tony, Tony How are you today? Tony boy Tony, please come out and play You look like a marshmallow Our eyes meet over the piano. Oh I’d love to nestle my head on your Fluffy chest Tony boy, Tony come out and play Well I sang about hooking up with Tony Blair to his window. I guess that’s lewd – that’s another law broken another off the list So stupid I’ve never been to Downing Street before 10 Downing Street: residence of the Prime Minister




Comments
  1. I just watched some intense documentaries about drugs that make you lose your free will and this was perfect to make me kinda forget that

  2. You may be in your own home, but that does not mean you can swan around naked. Yes, it is illegal to be naked in your own home – but with a caveat. Under Section 27A of the Miscellaneous Offences (Public Order and Nuisance) Act, Chapter 184, a person cannot be naked in a private place while being exposed to public view. This law came into effect in Feb 27, 1996.
    This is a wierd law in Singapore

  3. Jay walking is illegal in winnipeg,mb,ca but everyone does it. Also public intoxication is acceptable, you only get put in the drunk tank if you commit a crime while drunk. I dont know why, its part of what makes this city so “special”.

  4. They wouldnt have let him in with metal armour it sounds like. He should have told the cop why he was really there lol

  5. You can literry just walk up to prime minister's house and knock? Don't think you can do that in White House.

  6. The stupidest law I have in my state is that in school, you're not allowed to wear your hood from your jacket or a hat in school. Seriously, every time I ask why, its always a different answer from a teacher. But they mostly say "its a danger to safety". If teachers feel threatened by students wearing hats, then I think they should find another job.

  7. Stupid law america has is that rape runs off hear-say. If a woman you have neveret in your life says you raped her you got jail time pretty much instantly

  8. You can't break 8 laws without getting caught

    This guy: well hold my salmon suspiciously, beat my rug, help me with my armour, get out a deck of cards, join me in my ballad, get my double ruff and take off my socks as I ding dong ditch this guy

  9. well, it's still ILLEGAL! and this is proof! so arrest that punk:))) ALso it is interesting how Police officer does not KNOW laws! and it is interesting that if you break a law that is not well known by police officers you can survive!

  10. I understand why it's not right to gambling in a library but hold a salmon in your arm, did someone in your country actually have use a salmon to kill someone ?

  11. Shaking a rug after 8AM is *LEGAL*.
    Section 60 of the Metropolitan Police Act 1839 states "Every person who in any thoroughfare shall beat or shake any carpet, rug, or mat (except door mats before the hour of eight in the morning),"

  12. I laughed for 10 minutes straight ruining my makeup,because some dude in England decided to run around with a salmon, suspiciously. 😂

  13. 4:00 when the cop asks if he is anti establishment.
    because people acting like that in modern times is real. Unfortunately.

  14. Oh something about oral sex being illegal still exists on the books here and another about eating ice cream on Sunday on the sidewalk is banned in a community I heard about. No problem if you stand in the street with it, just not on the sidewalk. I don't condone breaking the law either, unless it is a stupid law.

  15. You forgot the law that prohibits people to die in the House of Parliament.

    Would have made the episode much more intersting

  16. Take that Britain! Your laws need to be made by a person above the 18+ year old mark,what are you doing? Letting kids draw something on paper and then making that a law? Youre dumb.

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