2016 Political Science

This is a song called “Political Science”
by Randy Newman. I’ve adjusted some of the lyrics to be more
fitting of Political Science in the year 2016. I guess you can say that this could have been
written by a Trump supporter. It expresses a lot of their… sentiments,
for how they felt. Alright. Political Science 2016. No one likes us, I don’t know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But you can’t blame us
They hate us cause they ain’t us Let’s drop the big one, deport ’em to Uranus We give them money, and are they grateful? No they’re spiteful, and they’re hateful
They don’t respect us, so let’s surprise them We’ll drop the big one and pulverize them. Asia’s too crowded, and Europe’s too old
Africa is far too hot, and Canada’s too cold And South America, stole our name! Let’s drop the big one they’ll be no one left
to blame us. We’ll save Australia, they got the KKK over
there too We’ll give all of them their 2nd Amendment
rights back! They got surfing, too! BOOM goes London, BOOM Paris
More room for you but more room for ME And every city, the whole world round
Will just be another American town Oh, how peaceful it’ll be! We’ll set everybody free! There’ll be a Japanese Kimono for you and
Italian shoes for me! They all hate us anyhow, so let’s drop the
big one now, Let’s drop the big one, nowww….. It’s gonna be a long 4 years.

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